- I choose the Phantom!
- Ancient Sage
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He always dreamed of becoming a Champion. But finding a mythical sword could cut his life short…
Finn Featherstone longs to trade in his paintbrush for a legendary Bizarre Blade. One day, after heroically rescuing a young girl and coming face-to-face with his sword-fighting idol, he is shocked to learn he is being drafted as a foot soldier. A few days later the army caravan he marches with is attacked by a pack of saber-toothed tigers. While trying to survive, Finn finds himself crashing through the ice where he mistakenly discovers a magical Blade of his very own.
Introduced to a world of Champions jealous of his random find, Finn struggles to master his sword’s sludge-spitting bad attitude. Surrounded by dubious allies, he must somehow find the courage to battle the vicious meat-eating dinosaurs that roam the land as well as trying to survive the freezing elements. And when a traitor takes down Finn’s fellow Champions, the former painter must tame his angsty weapon in a hurry if he has any hope of winning the fight of his life.
Can Finn command his deranged Blade before his dreams of glory come to a bloody end?
The Jigsaw Blade is the first book in the refreshingly unique Bizarre Blades sword and sorcery fantasy series. If you like plucky heroes, wacky humor, and ferocious dinosaurs, then you’ll love Stevie Collier’s swashbuckling tale.
Buy The Jigsaw Blade to join a weird and wild adventure today!
A HUGE thank you to all readers who helped to make this series a bestseller! I love you all! You have made my dream come true. -Stevie and his Siberian Husky, Spartacus
Praise for The Jigsaw Blade:
The Jigsaw Blade is unlike any fantasy novel I have ever read, and has set a new standard for me in the genre. -Goodreads Review ★★★★★
Throw everything else about conventional Fantasy out the window. Stevie Collier is not a conventional author. -Amazon Review ★★★★★
the funniest book I've read since Kings of the Wyld--as in, people are looking at me in the break room and asking why I'm laughing so much! -Goodreads Review ★★★★★
What a fantastic read! I can’t say enough about this book as it kept me on the edge of my seat from beginning to end! -Amazon Review ★★★★★
Reviews that are almost as funny as the book! (Grammar corrected for legibility)
I am sure the author had fun writing this. -Amazon Review ★★
Too many out of place mentions of sweaty ass cracks and gooch trolls. -Amazon Review ★★★
…the main character pisses himself and then goes to bed in them pants he pissed in… -Amazon Review ★★
…lacked sense, humor, or much else... -Amazon Review ★★
Not funny. Not silly. Not entertaining... -Amazon Review ★★